Thursday, April 2, 2009

A Little Music Humor

Jonathan's piano teacher sent these music jokes. I thought they were good for a chuckle.

A pianist walks into a restaurant for a nice dinner. After placing his order, he starts fidgeting. As the meal progresses his fidgeting increases so the waiter asks if anything is wrong.

The agitated pianist says, "My keys! My keys! I can't find my keys!"

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Why is it a bad idea to accept a free piano?

There are always strings attached.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in the middle of a battlefield?

A flat major.

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What do you hear when you roll over a beehive with a steamroller?

B-flat

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